50 funny comedy vocabulary

50 funny comedy vocabulary

50 funny comedy vocabulary

These short funny wise words often make you laugh or nod to yourself. That way, you no longer need to study and linger in thoughts and adversity because these words will lift you from the shadows.

1. “Respect your parents, they managed to graduate from school without Google’s help.”

2. “A successful man is the one who can make more money than his wife earns. A successful woman is the one who can find such a man.” – Lana Turner

3. “Humans may plan, but balance is also what determines.”

4. “If you are ugly, don’t be afraid to love. Because what you should be afraid of is the one you love.” – Cak Lontong

5. “Humans are really hard to blame themselves. A sore neck is said to be the wrong pillow.”

6. “Always follow the word can. But don’t forget to bring your brain too.”

7. “Motivators and speakers can’t make me work hard. Only installments and bills can afford.”

8. “I’m not lazy. I’m on energy saving mode.”

9. “A little child who doesn’t have a friend just cries, how about this little heart who doesn’t have a partner.”

10. “Those who are diligent in bathing are less attractive than those who are diligent in smiling.”

11. “Not doing something difficult. You never know when it will be done.”

12. “Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own lives. Laughing at others can shorten them.”

13. “When life closes your door, just open it again. It’s just a door, that’s how it works.”

14. “If size really mattered, elephants would have long been king of the jungle.”

15. “We learn from experience that humans never learn anything from experience.”

16. “Life is the art of drawing without an eraser.”

17. “Haters are just confused admirers because they don’t know the reason why everyone likes.”

18. “Life moves so fast. If you don’t stop and look around, you can miss it.”

19. “Sleep sounds so childish. I’d rather be called a horizontal life pause.”

20. “You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not chocolate.”

21. “Laughter can be the best medicine. But if you laugh for no apparent reason, maybe you need medicine.”

22. “What lecture did you take? I’ll just take the lesson.”

23. “Dream as much as you want about what you want, because it’s just a dream.”

24. “If you tried to fail, and succeeded, what have you done?” – George Carlin

25. “Don’t be a funny person because in the end it’s just good to be friends.”

A love relationship sometimes has its ups and downs. Even if you don’t want it, you need to deal with it wisely. To deal with the ups and downs of your romance with a partner, funny wise words can be used to deal with your partner.

26. “Oh my God if he is not my soul mate, please erase the word not from this life.”

27. “It’s better to be dating and keep us hurting, at least we’ve been happier than in PHP-in, we haven’t been in a relationship yet we’ve been hurt.” – Cak Lontong

28. “Too many people expect hugs when it rains. I’m not that naive, your smile is quite warm.”

29. “Is your name WiFi? Because I can feel the connectivity.”

30. “Women are very susceptible to diabetes, because he often swallows sweet promises.”

31. “Even though you are fat, you still fit in my heart.”

32. “Our bodies rarely meet. But know, this dream is always about you.”

33. “I’m ready if Monday I have to get up early, let alone wake up with you at home.”

34. “My love for you is like a debt, at first it’s small, you just let it go and grow up yourself.”

35. “My love is not like coffee sachets, instant and practical. But, like ground coffee, full of calculation and prudence.”

36. “Honey in your right hand, poison in your left hand, but your soul mate remains in God’s hands.”

37. “It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste.”

38. “A wise proverb says it’s never too late to learn. It means you can still learn to love someone’s boyfriend.”

39. “The match is not going anywhere but the competition is everywhere.”

40. “It’s better to be laughed at for not being married than not being able to laugh after marriage.”

41. “Sunday is the weekend but if our love will never end.”

42. “Your eyes are like a red light, it makes me stop every time I see it.”

43. “As far as I know, the liver actually has two functions, the first is to store minerals in the body, the second is of course to store my love for you.”

44. “If you ride a motorbike with the police, you will definitely get a ticket. Because we are always three, me, you, and love.”

45. “They say girls like guys who are humorous. But the proof is, they are more happy with Aliando than Cak Lontong.”

46. ​​“If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead yet?”

47. “Don’t you wade through the ocean, it’s useless. Because sacks are more suitable for rice.”

48. “Singles don’t have to be ashamed, being single doesn’t mean they don’t sell, but no one wants to.”

49. “Some people create happiness wherever he goes, while others create happiness wherever he goes.” – Oscar Wilde

50. “We live in an era where when asking questions is said to be stupid and doing good is considered a mod.”